postmodernism

Imagine that on everyone's hand there is a penis and a vagina. Now imagine what it would be like to shake hands with someone.

Fred: Hi, I'm Fred Derkowitz, nice to meet you.
Bob: Hi Fred I'm Bob. Oh God.
Fred: That feels amazing.
Bob: L’important, c’est que le sexe n’ait pas été seulement affaire de sensation et de plaisir, de loi ou d’interdiction, mais aussi de vrai et de faux. Postmodernism booyakasha.

by Josh12345 May 29, 2007

Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

Potamatoo

Pronounced as pot-ama-toe

A sick username derived from potato and tomato

Dude 1: Heeeyyyy waaazzaaaaaaaappp!
Potamatoo: WAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
*proceed with finger snap handshake*

by Potamatoo March 12, 2020

Potamowahi

The ugliest woman in the world. She has 8 strands of hair total, is extremely fat, and is very narcissistic.

Ew, look. Potamowahi just uploaded another makeup tutorial. She's so ugly.

by WAyoomeyaW May 9, 2020

anarcho-posadism

Nuke dem society and build… honestly idk I think it’s just you wanting to nuke the whole world to “rebuild everything” although it’s just you nuking everything to cause destruction and then live in an anarchistic world, basically just nuking everything because you feel like it

Idk of an example I’ll try my best tho

Person 1: I wanna nuke the entire world, I’m sick of this society shit in general

Person 2: that’s what we call anarcho-posadism

Random faint noise: the more you know~

by AstralDice April 15, 2023

postmodernism

Postmodernism is a movement thought up by the French, and promulgated by academics which has contributed massively to all of our lives by:

1) ensuring that no child going to school in the 70s and 80s was taught grammar
2) confusing the hell out of, causing to fail, and generally annoying any uni student studying philosophy or law
3) of course the veracity of (1) and (2) depend on context, and truth is subjective, and as all meanings are a product of both THE MAN and THE SYSTEM what you say is only valid from your own point of view as is this whole urban dictionary entry, anyway

All the people who thought this up, and continue to promulgate it, and make people write essays about it, will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

The planes flying into the twin towers didn't cause them to burst into flames and collapse, using a different frame of reference, in accordance with postmodernism, the towers collapsed of their own accord in line with the inevitable consequences of capitalism

by MichelF October 4, 2007

postmodern depression

The feeling that plagues art students when they realize all the work they have ever done is postmodern and not as awesomely original as they first thought. They may find themselves thinking, "How can I do something that's not postmodern?" Which is sadly the most postmodern move they could make because postmodernism is a critique of previous art movements and or cultural phenomena.

girl 1: aw man I just realized the dress I decorated with smiley faces from those plastic bags I collected is sooo postmodern.

girl 2: Yeah analyzing the facial differences of the smiley faces found of a common place consumer product is pretty postmodern I would say

girl 1: what do I do to not be postmodern then?

girl 2: Sadly there is nothing you can do. But on the bright side at least your not a hipster who is oblivious to how postmodern all their unoriginal art is. Don't get into postmodern depression now cheer up!

girl 1: Postmodernism sucks man but I love it at the same time :(

by dangercat June 25, 2010