Portas

‘Portas’ is a short way of saying koss porta pros, which are popular headphones.

‘Hey have you seen my portas?’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’

by Kossportaprosenthusiest August 01, 2021

Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".

I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.

by Confuction September 24, 2020

Porta potty baby

An individual either conceived or birthed inside of a porta potty

Melvin has no manners; he must be a porta potty baby

by eatthefishRIGHTNOW March 23, 2023