Pilked

To get a face full of cum in the back of a comic book store.

Dude I totally PILKED this bitch dressed like Harley Quinn!

by Robpilk August 5, 2016

pilk

poop milk

alot of people think they know about pilk but after a quick twip to the toilert i gotta say i know what pilk really is

by pilklover5354234 May 4, 2022

Pilky

Techy, wreckhead species. Smokes pipes and escapes to fantasy environs. or ; "Pilky, skin up!"

Resides local to Jupiter. Thought to be a moondweller. The pilky.

by Nyz March 2, 2009

pilk

To cancel at the last minute.

I can't believe Dave pilked like that. We were really counting on him.

by Hockey Dad August 10, 2017

pilkington

A middle-aged small headed man known as cleeeeeeve. also has a fur burger of a wife. cleeve as also likes to be gaynaded.

Man pilkington's gay

by j n April 20, 2005

Pilk

The sexual action of putting one's penis between their mate's tits

it is though as a combination of ''pee'' and ''milk''

''honestly this sounds like a word that a child would make, I mean, pilk? Seriously?''

by A hypocrite October 14, 2018

pilkerchange

When you constantly adjust your schedule to benefit yourself at the expense of others.

Employee: I need to change my hours again I have something to do.
Boss: You need to change your hours for the 4th time this week? What about working your normal shift?
Employee: I don't like the hours I chose for my shift, so I will just change them to benefit me.
Boss: So you want a PilkerChange

by Aquatic center November 1, 2018