A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.
Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.
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John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass.
I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
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Steve: Hey man, did you go to Fred's planet earth party last night?
Ted: Nah, how was it?
Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.
Ted: Nah, how was it?
Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.
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Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
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