Robert Plant

To fake an orgasm, such as the real Robert Plant does in "A whole lotta love"

Dude, the chick in that porno the other night so obviously pulled a Robert Plant.

by TimboV8 March 31, 2009

plant and pivot

The act of leaving something behind/at someone's dwelling in order to have a reason to call them approximately 3 days later. Most commonly this is done after a date or a one night stand.

Last night after we made out, Jill laid down a plant and pivot by leaving her necklace on the coffee table.

by Dr. Kellie February 19, 2009

Plants vs Zombies

Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.

I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)

by Mr Garbell! July 5, 2016

Monty Plontoes

Having oversized huge shoes that fit long toes normally worn by idiots

Look at those shoes, they’re Monty Plontoes

by OliOnUrban April 9, 2021

plantaneous

To make plans and follow through, but have spontaneous adventures along the way.

S: Want to go to Cha Cha's Sushi later?
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')

by jyd408 November 22, 2016

Robert Plant

Noun: When the size and shape of a man's genitalia are noticeable a la concert footage of Robert Plant in the 70's

"He was obviously going commando, I could see his Robert Plant."

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by Sir Loin of Beef October 25, 2017

The Pitcher Plant

Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.

“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”

by CoochieManCoochieCan March 16, 2020