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polava

Noun:
(1) A situation that is deemed as ridiculous, time-consuming, or just a load of bollocks. Similar to farce.
(2) A mess of something. Similar to pig's ear.

Mainly used in the North of England, although it is unknown where the word originated from. Best suited to say it in a Yorkshire accent because it just sounds amazing. People in the South shouldn't even bother trying to say it because it'll sound stupid and posh and you'll ruin the word.
1. what a bloody polava!

2. ah lad I made a right polava out of that essay
by aaaaannie January 9, 2009
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Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.
He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.
by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012
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Keratosis Pilaris

A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.
Keratosis Pilaris
by theycallmeredhead August 18, 2011
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Piravin

Piravin is adicted to play video games, and but he has a very small penis but he is maybe short but the strongest man in the universe.
Piravin is a sexmachine.
by SORRY HAHAHAAHAHAHAH BIT*H September 9, 2018
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Pilas

Adjective. Spanish word used, as long as I know, in Guatemala, meaning intelligent, smart, someone who likes to study hard, etc.
Eng. You passed the exam¡¡, you are very pilas¡¡.
Spa. ¡Ganaste el examen!, ¡sos bien pilas!.
by Aligiery May 20, 2016
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palaverous

A situation in which there is a lot of palaver.
A state in which a person is causing a lot of bother (usually uneccessarily)/annoyingly bothersome.
All this moving of furniture is creating a palaverous situation.
Oh stop being so palaverous, there's better things I could be doing.
by Rosie Moxham February 21, 2006
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Pilvi

Being Finnish and looking like Jailbait, aka being Pilvi.
Guy a:Check out that Pilvi man, i'd looove to hit that.
Guy b: Dude that'd land you 5 years in the slammer
by TErriblyEvilSAtan September 15, 2009
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