Phonezeimers

When you turn on your phone and stare at it forgetting why you turned it on in the first place.

I wanted to look up something on my phone, but I can’t remember what. I must have phonezeimers!

by Googgoof19 December 6, 2017

phonestracize

Using your phone to ostracize someone whether it be intentional or not. Most commonly done by laughing at your phone while with people and not letting them in on the joke.

Yo, you just phonestracized me man. What's so funny on your phone?

by jdizzz March 7, 2018

Phonestracted

Distracted by phone (especially social media)

“My kids are constantly phonestracted!”

by romeistr April 13, 2022

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.

A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.

by JWSTigre April 18, 2010

Dongle-phones

Headphones with a lightning cord attachment. A combination of the words "dongle", which refers to the lightning cord to headphone jack adaptor, and "headphones".

"Meghan your dongle-phones are disgusting."

by Discolimeade April 21, 2018

theee phoneeeeee

Mr. Aldana's favorite words if he sees you on your phone in class. Go to Beyer Highschool in Modesto and you'll meet the most annoying math teacher ever. But also, one of the FAIREST and kindaaaa sweet. Also! He's bald so its much funnier.

"okayyy theee phoneeeeee"

by lulmamastaybhadd May 4, 2019

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019