pen0rphobia

The fear of having a small dick, and or the fear of people around you having bigger dicks then you

"Hobbs John from #random was scared that his dick was smaller then most.

by ||SysTeM|| June 4, 2004

peen0r

Alternative word for 'penis' (or 'peen'). Some people add the '0r' to the 'peen' when they're bored.
Newer generation added the phrase 'to peen 0r not to peen', as a result of several usages as seen on the example.

<Glottis> peeeeeeeeeen
<KalKai> 0r

<Glottis> peeeeen
<Glottis> 0r
<doodle> not to peen

<{EDF}SS> peen0r

by y? January 15, 2008

penorkel

A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.

Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.

by Boomer03 October 30, 2012

Penorkle

A complete and utter moron.

Jason is such a fucking penorkle.

by S.seagull February 3, 2017

Penor

A penor is a special type of penis that wears a sombrero. The sombrero can differ in size and color.

Anne: I had sex with Matty last night.
Grace: So, is it true? Does he really have a penor?
Anne: Yeah, it's really colorful, too.
Grace: I WISH my boyfriend had a penor.

by penorlover February 20, 2011

penz0r

Penis. Male Anatomy.

Man, suck my l33t penZ0r.

by adam gregory October 4, 2004

pwn0r

The infinitive Spanish word meaning "to pwn". To date, it is the only verb in the Spanish language ending in "0r."

The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).

A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.

¡Te pwn0! ¿Por qué no me puedes pwn0r? ¡Porque soy imposible pwn0r!

by ThatDamnNinja December 26, 2007