pea suit

A luminous green dressing gown worn by a former inhabitant of duryard often in accompaniment to a werewolf mask and builder's helmet. Frequently brought out in public, for example when trying to raise money for charity or at houseparties. Frequently alluded to as a 'fluffy', which can cause confusion should the speaker utter something along the lines of 'my fluffy is wet because I have just given it a wash'

It's time to get the pea suit out.

by nakedwoman April 16, 2006

smuggling peas

When a woman has erect nipples that show through her shirt or blouse, thereby resembling two dry peas concealed in her bra.

Did you see Jenny when that breeze picked up? She looked like she was smuggling peas.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

bare peas

When you are earning an exceptional amount of money, your mind cannot even comprehend it.

I'm gonna work my way to the top, and when I get there I'll be earning bare peas.

by YellowImpulse September 23, 2016

pea in a pod

A fairly common way of saying a woman is pregnant.

My wife and I will attend the party tonight, but with her having a 'pea in a pod'... we won't stay long I'm sure.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 15, 2022

Pea Wet

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor

"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."

by Al-Bino January 16, 2007

Goober Peas

The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

pea soup

a very thick fog, especially one with an abundance of yellowish air pollution (such fogs were once common in London)

I don't want to go outside in that pea soup. It made me sick the last time.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2009