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“Don’t touch an owl!!” “what’s an owl?!” “Old White Lady
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A common acronymn for Old White Lady. The OWL is a single nocturnal predatory female between the ages of 37 and 50 that hangs around clubs and bars that do not befit her age, trying to swoop down to pick up young prey (men ages 18-30). Owls fancy themselves as followers of modern trends and music and can be found driving around town in their Volvo sedans, often wearing jeans with suit tops and high heals (basically their professional work attire - sub jeans for the pant-suit pants). These women search for youth through young and often under-employed males.
The OWL is the middle/upper management professional women that fancies John Mayer concerts, but will also attend rap concerts (should there be prey available).
by Dr Know Everything February 24, 2009
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Our Whole Lives-
the kick ass UU version of Sex ed.

today in OWL we will be putting condoms on bananas!
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An "emo" band from Chicago, Illinois, started by Tim Kinsella and members of the former Cap'n Jazz. The band lasted only from 2001-2002, but it was still able to further the unique sound of the Kinsella brothers and make a name for itself within the emo and indie scenes. Tim and Sam went on to form Joan of Arc, Sam and Victor played together in Ghosts and Vodka, and Mike Kinsella went on to pursue his solo project "Owen".
"A promise implied can't be broken..." - Tim Kinsella of Owls
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When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.
We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.
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to leave one's home late at night and sit in fields or playgrounds with friends and listen to music and stare at stars. often done instead of important duties such as homework. preferred music includes phil collins, explosions in the sky, or bright eyes. cumberland farms slushies are often brought along for refreshment.
Person 1: (over facebook chat) Hey im sick of homework, wanna go owling?

Person 2: Yes! i will be there in 5 minutes bring a blanket.

Person 3: we doin Cumbies?

Persons 1 &2 : Hell yeah
by wee boobs November 23, 2009
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