Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
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Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?
Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!
Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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by smurf August 23, 2004
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Get the smirky orc mug.A reference to famous antagonist of the Hobbit movie trilogy, but refers to the action of ejaculating on someones face; aka "a facial"
"Sebby was sleeping ever so soundly in the morning yesterday, it was further satisfying to see him in such a relaxed state after I pale orced all over him".
by NotThePaleOrc November 1, 2022
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Red: always angry has the highest stat converted to strength and the lowest into intelegence
Green: normal stats no bonus
Yellow: cautious on all regards highest stat gets converted into constitution lowest into dexterity
Pink: flirtatious to anything that has a pulse converts a highest stat to charisma lowest into intelegence
Blue: studius type pays little attention to charming others lowest stat becomes charisma and highest becones intelegence
Purple: natural submissive lowers strength by 3 but incresses charisma by 3
Red: always angry has the highest stat converted to strength and the lowest into intelegence
Green: normal stats no bonus
Yellow: cautious on all regards highest stat gets converted into constitution lowest into dexterity
Pink: flirtatious to anything that has a pulse converts a highest stat to charisma lowest into intelegence
Blue: studius type pays little attention to charming others lowest stat becomes charisma and highest becones intelegence
Purple: natural submissive lowers strength by 3 but incresses charisma by 3
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