O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.

"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."

by Yuichi October 1, 2007

Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

hate coded and optimized

You "hate coded", BUT you went backed, and fixed the solution with better code (examples: more elegant algorithm, efficient use of memory, better performance, better use of data structures, easier to read and/or maintain, added comments, added unit testing, etc)

I solved day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded and optimized a solution.

by appalasian December 6, 2017

optimism

no.

If you look up the word optimism in the OED and this is true, the definition simply says no

by kentern October 18, 2020

Optimal Training

Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories

Yo bro that’s not optimal training *proceeds to attach 50 D handles to the bar*

by Bartholemew III September 7, 2022

Optimized

A process of remotely controlling the appliances , HVAC system, plugs and lights with a virtual reality system in your home. It is localized to the Modesto CA area.

Your house is now optimized

by Paramedic 8558 March 30, 2025

Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.

When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".

by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021