A not well-endowed gentleman.
Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
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Get the Omer mug.45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.
My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.
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Get the Proud Ford F-150 Owner mug.Anyone that was of the opinion that everything was OK with the US under the unrepentant Bush administration, but suddenly the day after Obama's inauguration (1-21) government was too big, taxes too high and all was wrong with the government.
Rush Limbaugh and Republicans supporting Bush and his cronies and exhorting us to blindly support "The President" but now blame President Obama for all of the country's ills and want him to fail. Classic one-twenty-oner mentality.
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