Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
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While a blunt is in rotation brandon decides to slap the weed out a rollers hand and someone calls Skipable Offense . Fuck u your getting skipped this round dick
by Nicoboy June 24, 2020
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1.) Used commonly when asking if a prior statement/action is valid enough to reply with "Yeet".
2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
1.) "Bro, did you see how Dylan threw that bottle? Is that a Yeetable Offense?"
"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"
2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"
2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
by The_Captain_Kirk September 12, 2020
Get the Yeetable Offense mug.The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!
Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.
Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.
Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
by funk potato September 9, 2009
Get the The Best Offense mug.1). TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS. Often found in Lebanon mo football.
2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.
2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.
No one can stop us, cause we got the triple threat offense.
Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.
Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!
Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.
Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!
by qbhb13 January 19, 2011
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by T.I.S.F February 10, 2008
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Tarance got his feeling hurt when his doctor told him he was gaining too much weight. His offensensitivity about his weight has gotten out of control.
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