National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
by Nohomo2369 October 04, 2019
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June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 06, 2022
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November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 18, 2020
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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 23, 2023
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show him off day!

post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
by ! <3 October 17, 2021
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Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 07, 2024
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National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 02, 2020
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