Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Blindingly Obvious

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind

Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

Captain Obvious

Person who points out the obvious

Thank you, Captain Obvious

by PlumberGuz August 16, 2010

Oblicious

When you're feeling good and awesome at the same time

Friend: "Omg gurllllll, I'm feeling hella oblicious today"
Friend 2: "Bitch I can see, give me back my wig!!!"

by thiccqueenfromthe10 June 7, 2017

obvious bitch

Someone that acts like they have good intentions when everyone can see that those intentions are actually self serving.

Person 1 - Did you hear Justine telling everyone that she tried to reach out to Karla to apologize but Karla wouldn't respond to her?
Person 2 - Yeah, she's such an obvious bitch.

by JenFlowers November 20, 2020

obviouslana

she is AHONA'S FUCKING WIFE , LOML n FAMOUS OOMF ON TWT !! she's foodless asf ahona gives her food for free :)))

bitch 1: im in love w obviouslana
bitch 2: waiting for ahona to come and kick ur ass

by anonymous January 22, 2021

Obviously

Something Louis Tomlinson said whilst being asked about Larry Stylinson

obviously there’s no truth to it oBvIoUsLy

by DAYTONABABY February 24, 2021