Oblivious

Lloyd E Patterson is a idiot who can't pay attention to his saroundinds can kiss him and he will think yall just friends fr

He had a girl flirting with him in front of his girl and had the girl blushing he was to oblivious to noice

by n cn cj c May 23, 2023

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Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.

On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag

by DocEMT February 15, 2021

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selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.

Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.

by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022

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Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

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