Obligated turd

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Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd

by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023

Medulla Obligated

When one feels as if they have to do something, meanwhile they don't, and the idea rests in their mind until a solution is chosen.

Derived from the word Medulla Oblongata

Your Consciousness: You need to do the homework soon
You: I think I'll go to stephanie's party, and then I'll do it...

-You're at the party and you can't enjoy anything because you feel Medulla Obligated to do the homework

by wordtoshad September 5, 2011

romantically obligated

The requirement to do something against your will for your significant other out of love or because that person will have sex with you. A sense of duty to the booty

"Sorry I can't come over to watch the ball game; I'm romantically obligated to visit the in-laws."

by Patrickdcrowley August 5, 2014

Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.

I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.

by TartanMarine June 19, 2010

obligatory slowdown

When you're speeding and everything around you slows down to the speed limit, you had better do like wise. Somebody with a radar detector or a keen eye knows more than you.

I was bird-dogging fifteen over on I-whatever when somebody saw a cop ahead, so we all did the obligatory slowdown for the next mile before lighting up again.

by felix77 September 8, 2010

Obligatxt

The obligatory text your boyfriend sends right at the point where your just about to turn miss 1am and disembowel him for not texting you that day, Obligatxt is sent just so he is able to say he still text you that day when he knows he is in trouble and only because he feels obligated to send a text, so this becomes his Obligatory text, Obligatxt.

*the Obligatxt you send on the birthday of that friend that's not really your friend but you might need something one day so you keep them on your facebook friends.
* the Obligatxt you send to your parents on Mothers or fathers day.

by miss_1am_is_scared_of_me. April 16, 2013

Oblidate

When you go feel like you have to ask someone out because you hooked up

I hooked up with Chris last weekend and now he's asked me out for coffee, but I can tell it's just an oblidate

by DylanB July 12, 2015