Smoke Me Off

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.

P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off

by felixg123 January 12, 2011

break me off

as in "give me some"

as in movie "Clueless"...when character sees a cute waiter and says '"break me off a piece" of that.' She wants some of the waiter.

by julie October 5, 2003

suck me off

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

by Squatdog December 27, 2003

Pop me off

Suck my dick

"She was talking shit about you"
"yea well she can Pop me off"

by Under_The_Sea_123 October 4, 2013

chucked me off

The unfortunate problem of getting vomited on while receiving a blowjob.

“I had to leave the party, I was getting a blowie behind the couch and the chick Chucked Me Off.... dude”

by Budget Ninja August 25, 2014

cunts me off

the biggest form of being mugged off

e.g when someone doesn’t indicate at a roundabout

“he pure cunts me off”

by blundhoep November 29, 2018

Browning Me Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012