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caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.
hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.
by Ben Bow October 12, 2008
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fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)
by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010
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Nookie Dough

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.
This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.
by WiddleDik February 25, 2020
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urasawa naoki

Brilliant mangaka, one of the best in his field. All his works have serialized or are serializing in Big Comics. He is well known for Yawara! A Fashionable Judo Girl, Happy!, Monster, 20th Century Boys, and Pluto. Monster also has an excellent anime adaptation.
I wish I could meet Urasawa Naoki and congratulate him on all his fine work.
by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005
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nookie

by charlie March 18, 2004
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Nookie

Something you get from someone that is sexual or loving in nature.
This word is slang for an ACTION not a body part.
Sugar, action, hooking up, kissing, hugging, sexual activity, etc..
"I'm going home to get some nookie from my girl/boyfriend tonight."
by Tree September 11, 2003
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nooking

When one goes into a nook, or any other place for that matter, to make out. Usually occurs at parties, but can occur elsewhere.
" Oh my god, I just nooked with the hottest guy in my school!"
by GLoUiSs143 February 6, 2005
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