nursing home

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.

"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."

by newothegreat September 4, 2003

Nujing

Having a good time and acting like Ted Nugent would in that situation.

We are going to be nujing it tonight

by Li85 November 27, 2009

Nuking a Hurricane

A male pleasuring himself in a windstorm.

The wind gusts could not prevent John from going outside to pleasure himself. When he reached climax it was like nuking a hurricane.

by coolskeez August 27, 2019

nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.

Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.

by AndyFM January 11, 2022

Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one is giving you a blowjob

I had a threesome last night they gave me a nursing blowjob

by anonymous November 16, 2022

Millennial Nursing Home

A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.

"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."

by chc69 November 15, 2022

nosing

pleasuring a girl by sticking their nose up her vagina

i was nosing her so hard last night

by bigbadmet July 3, 2007