Nurding

The action of using an infant as a single-use fleshlight which you discard of immediately after usage.

Soichiro: Yo JD you wanna go nurding this weekend?
JD: Yea sure I'll bring my baby brother. Can you bring your little cousin?
Soichiro: Sure, she'll make great nurding material.
JD: Bet homie, can't wait.

by MuntingLover82 May 22, 2025

Nurding

When you use an infant as a one-time use fleshlight before immediately discarding of it.

JD: Hey, do you wanna go nurding this weekend?
Soichiro: yea I can bring my lil cousin, she’s ripe for the nurding.

JD: Sweet, wanna meet up at the nursery?

Soichiro: Yep, sounds like a plan, can’t wait to go nurding with you.

by Masterofgorp June 1, 2025

dirty nurdle

After sticking your toothbrush in your partners ass, you then place your nurdle ( dab of toothpaste) on the toothbrush and brush your teeth. Keeps your breath from smelling like shit.

Thanks to the dirty nurdle my breath smells like minty fresh shit, instead of straight shit.

by Oldnsaty January 17, 2024