Numphy

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

Nuptist

The person who connects couples, organizes and executes their wedding functions.

Nuptist is the cupid, the wedding planner and the organizer of their weddings.

The Nuptist could be a friend, a family member or anyone that has the interest to marry a couple.

John: Bro, Will your sister ever get married?
Billy: I don't know. I'll leave it to the nuptist.

by kraj234567 June 8, 2018

nuMetal

Pop mascarading as heavy rock with plenty of "urban" influence thrown in i.e. scratchin' turntables, "rapping". Usually performed by and for suburban white kids.

God, I fuckin' HATE "numetal". I even hate saying the fucking word.

by Doosh Bahgg August 27, 2003

numptey

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Numbtits

An action taken usually by a woman whilst driving, that leads to other people's upset.

C.K.: "Damn numbtits driving on Hwy. 50 cut me off"

M.V. : "Check yo' self fool, that numbtits was a dude"

C.K. : "numbtits, numbcock all the same"

by ckayckayckay August 7, 2011

numtumbout

"know what im talking about". "numtumbout" said outloud resembles "know what im talking about"

Man, school is gay as hell, numtumbout!

by Bushi September 8, 2003