num nums

A term often used to describe one's testicles.

Also used to refer to delicious food.

Last night, after covering my testicles in peanut butter, I got my num nums licked clean by Lorraine.

Bernadette brought in some extra delicious num nums with cheese and crackers, which I then ate off of her spectacular body.

by Sally Sue Johnson May 03, 2007

Milky Num Num

A Term For Having Cum On A Girls Ass

"Did You Give It To Her Good"
"Yeah Jack ! I Left Her Waddling With A Milky Num Num For Hours !!!!!

by Thugz Cuny February 18, 2009

num not

similar in pronounciation to num lock on a keyboard, num not is when you meet that annoying bitch or bastard at a party, and when they ask for your number, you give them a fake one. hense, num not.

Jill Drunk and Hideous: Can I get your number?
John: Yeah sure... here it is...
Brown: Dude, did you actually give her your number?
John: Hell no bro... I gave her the num not!

by homer8190 November 19, 2007

Num num job

When your partner he/she/it is sucking your Dick like it's a delicious treat and gives it good num nums

I just received an AMAZING num num JOB from your mum

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

num num juice

a delicious concoction made of Gatorade and merlot

NUM NUM JUICE!!!!!!!

by 832crap September 07, 2009

Breakfast Num Nums

The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.

"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"

by The Magic Cap January 03, 2007

purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants

num num.

num num.
puuuuuurrrrrdy num num.

by brad November 26, 2003