Norwich

The place were you aren't allowed to talk to the upperclassmen, who seem hotter, and more unobtainable. Then when you are "recognized" you manage to get them into bed. Then you realize that they can't get it up even with help. You should've just gone for one of your rook buddies..they are way easier, and they can get up.

scott (sophomore): "well, now that your an upperclassman..."
Freshman: "what are you going to try with that?" *points and laughs*

by FratBaby July 29, 2004

Norwich

Norwich is the shit of East Anglia. No one really cares about what happens there, as they are all going down on their brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, grandma's, dogs and Delia Smith.

Paul - "I live in Norwich!"

Roy - "you're a knob"

by COYB December 10, 2010

Norrid

pronounced Nah-red. Extremely cold.

Person #1: I went outside this morning and it was norrid.
Person #2: Yeah, it's really cold!

by Bertab February 17, 2006

Norwich

An alternative name for a ladies front bottom.

Fancy a shag ? Fuck off, your norwich smells like it fell of a Scarborough fish wife ; Why don't you support West Ham like your brothers ? Fuck off Dad, don't be a norwich

by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013

Norwich

A slang word describing something or someone that is doing their purpose/job very badly.

You are coming into work less and less these days, you are turning into a real norwich!

by Pete February 24, 2005

Norwich

Norwich University

Home of the Pedophiles!

Two so far this year alone

by that other guy May 8, 2005

norwich submarine

When successfully bringing a female to orgasm using Cunnilingus then emerging from the depths exclaiming AHA, in the style of Alan Partridge!

And after a (fixed price) dinner at the travel tavern, Tim treated Kirstie to a Norwich Submarine!

by JD Piano January 22, 2018