Nobsticle

A nobsticle is a person who's physical appearance resembles that of an erect penis.

Oi Johnny looks like a right nobsticle!

by SulemanIsWet June 11, 2018

Nobsticle

A person who is a nob Head who is also an obstacle.

Get out of my way you nobsticle

by Monkeyspeak October 3, 2018

Nobsense

To talk utter balderdash
derived from nob, (vulgar, slang variant spelling of knob) meaning penis, and sense meaning possible meanings
hence nob sense, to have all the sense of a talking penis

I saw that Donald Trump on CNN again spouting fuckin’ nobsense

by MagnoliaBadminton November 6, 2020

nobsquasher

any implement you use to fend off the demon that you know is coming for the part of your foot that’s hanging out from underneath the blanket or over the edge of the bed

I used to use a baseball bat as a nobsquasher until I accidentally hit my shin, but the holy water is actually working better, so all good.

by catsaresmarterthanraccoons September 11, 2021

nobscrut

Someone who is defined as nob cheese

Shut up you nobscrut

by ShivyShizzer March 17, 2022

Nobstructive

A portmanteau of "noble" and "constructive". An activity that is simultaneously noble and constructive.

He repaired the elderly neighbor's fence. It was a truly nobstructive active activity.

by Travelingmankc July 6, 2022

no bs

“No bs” means no bullshit, and or I’m not lying dude she was sexy no bs

I got a Lamborghini for my 22nd birthday no bs

by Yahir Antonio May 25, 2018