Newcomer

Someone who is too gay to admit their true feelings for another gay person. Eats out the butt daily. Cockshining, buttpirate, gaypride fuckbudy, fudgepacker, cumguzzling, spermfountain, cumdumpster.

"Did you hear about that guy who got soft during sex?"
"Yeah, he must be a Newcomer"

by Torland1993 March 18, 2010

Trayton Newcomer

That one guy who steals your bitch, mothafucka.

Pimpin trayton newcomer

by MrStealYoGirl6976 August 12, 2017

Newcastle, Ontario

A small scenic farming community situated in Ontario's rich agricultural lands. Known for its rich apple crops. Currently becoming overrun by suburbanites who enjoy nothing but complaining.

"The best place to buy apples is Newcastle, Ontario!"

by EnvironmentalAmbassador October 1, 2013

Jon Newcomer

A professional, independent wrestler out of the Philly area, 18 years young and as is the all proclaimed Prophet of Pro Wrestling. His finishing maneuver the "Ginger Snap" pays homage to his Auburn locks.

Jon Newcomer is going to make his opponent tap to the snap

by Ahhhhh to the Naaaaa January 15, 2011

Savannah Newcomb

My lovely wife

Savannah Newcomb is the reason I'm 80% Lesbian

by Kowuu May 16, 2021

Newcastle United

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes

Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"

by zutroy August 30, 2004

newcastle united

are complete and utter shite

Stop blabbering on, you're a team of no-marks. Newcastle united? Whatever.

by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008