Rutgers-Newark

One of the three campus's of Rutgers University. A potential elite campus, if the New Brunswick campus didn't hog all the money and spend it on a crappy football team, a mass busing system, and grossly inflated salaries.

Rutgers-Newark would be a great University if it broke away from the useless parts of the system.

by spyyder December 5, 2004

Newarker

A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.

Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister

by Gangus Boy April 17, 2006

Newarked

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

by Fronkeh June 10, 2011

newage

A euphamism for New Age music, a horrible, hideous genre of aimless, unlistenable drech for washed out, middle-aged ex-hippies and the power crystal clutching disciples of con men who use bits and pieces of various Eastern religions, interspersed with liberal helpings of pure bullshit in order to sell their overpriced, horribly written books (also filled with bullshit) and ugly quartz crystal trinkets. Rhymes with "sewage."

Hey, holmes, get that fucken' newage crap off of my sound system right now! And bury that c.d. once you're through taking it far, far away from anyone with anything resembling taste in music.

by the birds and trees September 17, 2006

Newark

College town in Delaware where the University of Delaware is. Home to so many hot north Jersey girls and parties you will lose your mind. Also where local Newark, DE thugs hang out, that will punch you in your face, also known as "townies".

"You go to Delaware?"
"Yea, we thought we were cool, but me and my friends just got beat up by some townies."
"They were from Newark."

by stimie bros December 16, 2007

newark valley

Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.

"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"

by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016

Newark

A small town in central Ohio where white trash, niggers, and polocks are manufactured and used as worthless pieces of shit to further over populate the world. see ''Newark Nigger''

hey man I heard when you move to Newark you get a free tattoo and a pair of sweatpants

by shrrekk bob January 9, 2010