New Hampshire dog 

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.

I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.

New Hampshire dog by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

New Hampshire Smore 

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,

Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.

New Hampshire Smore by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011

new hampshire nasty 

The New Hampshire Nasy is a dirty sex move. Usually between two people, but there is no reason it could not include more. First sailor hats must be worn. Second the girl must insert a nerf football into her pussy. The football will double as a contraceptive device becuase of its spongey and absorbent nature will soak up all the cum. Third all people involved must be covered in clam chowder.

Katie will give you the new hampshire nasty for as little as $5.75. You can't beat a price like that.

new hampshire nasty by Cole October 15, 2006

New Hampshire Sales Tax 

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."

After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.

New Hampshire Sales Tax by gothhenge September 22, 2004

New Hampshire Fats 

Minor League Baseball team affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The New Hampshire Fats play in JJGII's backyard in Candia New Hampshire.

Guimond injured his ankle playing for the New Hampshire Fats.

New Hampshire Fats by John Joseph Guimond II April 13, 2008

New Hampshire hotpocket 

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral

SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...

New Hampshire hotpocket by The Savage Baboon January 19, 2009

New Hampshire Newtknuckle 

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).

"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard

New Hampshire Newtknuckle by Mr. Footlong Redux September 1, 2016