nemesis

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt...me.

Oneate7 is your nemesis MWHAHAHA.

by oneate7 December 10, 2002

Pre session nerves

The inevitable state of excitement one gets ahead of a big night out / session

What's wrong with that mong Max?

He's got a severe case of pre session nerves.

by Lembob01 August 10, 2017

Necessifap

Where you are, what you're doing, who you're with, and even the time of day are all forgotten and replaced with an uncontrollable need to fap. Necessifaps are most common after extended periods without fapping.

"Hey have you seen Mike?"
"Yeah, last I heard he was headed out back behind the Tilt-A-Whirl for a necessifap, poor guy hasn't fapped in weeks."

by slayer 2364 March 18, 2010

necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.

I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.

by Jaiger March 30, 2011

Nemesising

Nemesising. The act of being a nemesis, irritating someone with malicious purpose, yet not intending harm.

"hey, that was mean"
"nah, I'm just nemesising you."

by Gaverdeen June 22, 2015

Neese

The plural version of noose.

You have a lot of neese

by thicc boi 577 January 22, 2019

neesing

From the Hebrew word `aTishah. Neesing(s) is an English word invented in the 1600s by the King James translators due to the lack of an English word which means
- To voluntarily blow air out of your nose.

God talking about Leviathan. "By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning." Job 41:18.

by zakbar September 4, 2019