Neanderthal

a very very old person

Neanderthal on the Back of a British pound coin

by Jessicajessica October 23, 2011

neanderthal

an extremely ugly person with nappy hair and an ape-like face. They have a little brain and dont know how to communicate with humans. They only talk to their kind and dont know how to apply makeup evenly on their face. They think there tough, but when it comes down to a fight all they can do is kick others and talk in their own ape langauge to their "friends". They cant feel emotions and they look like man.They are the missing link to humans in evolution.

"damn, doesnt that "girl" look like a neanderthal?!

by Beccabooo April 20, 2007

Neandersquatch

Neandersquatch's are people who have a far protruding forehead like a neanderthal, but also have the resemblance of a Sasquatch's hairy eyebrows. Most often seen in foreigners who immigrate to the U.S. or the really old people who lack personal maintenance.

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by colonel moo March 4, 2011

neanderthal

the stupid kid with a small misshapen head

look at this stupid fucken neanderthal

by p194562 September 17, 2019

neandertoe

The physical condition in which a person's toe closest to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

Julie can't wear sandles because her neandertoe is so long that it hangs over the sandle.

by Mr. Mc G September 27, 2007

tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.

Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.

by Dori C. December 12, 2008

Neanderthal Girl

A (COPYRIGHTED) term which originally referenced one unfortunate teenage girl who strongly resembles a Cro-Magnon female in appearance. Now used as a nickname to describe any female who resembles a Neanderthal, but to distinguish from the original Neanderthal Girl, the town is added to the name. Example: PCNG (Port Charlotte Neanderthal Girl).
None of them can beat the original though.
The mythological residence of the so-called "Modern-Day Neanderthals" is a place called "Neanderpines" supposedly located near Tampa, Florida. However, in real life, these Cro-Magnon lookalikes can be found in any community across America, though the original, and many others, are found in south Florida.
Some common characteristics of Neanderthal Girls include, but are not limited to, the following: Extremely bushy eyebrows (or a unibrow); protruding brow bones; crooked, yellow, or just plain BAD teeth; an overly large and misshapen nose; really ratty, greasy, frizzy, unkempt hair; a protruding and/or overly square jaw; short stature; and possible (though not proven) uncanny ability to hunt and make stone tools, with little knowledge of agriculture as it prefers a more primitive method of hunting and gathering.
Personality wise, they are annoying, intelligent but hopelessly lacking in the common sense department, irritatingly random, and think they are attractive.

The theme song of Neanderthals everywhere:
"I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl, let's make Neanderthal love, in this Neanderthal world."

"Where can you see Neanderthals? Only in Neanderpines."

by PLAH January 3, 2006