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NASCAR Rock

Soft or hard rock usually accompanied by melodramatic lyrics sung in a constipated-sounding voice. Evolving from late 1990s rock singers attempting to spin a sensitive sound into their music to an increasingly, but strangely popular genre, NASCAR Rock can usually be heard on bad pop radio stations, at county fair concerts, motor sports events, or on any angry person's iPod or radio.
If you enjoy listening to Hinder, Nickelback, Saving Abel, or any other overly-dramatic music sung by an angry man that sounds like he recorded the song without taking a crap for two weeks, you enjoy listening to NASCAR Rock.
by Two-Hearted July 9, 2009
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NASCARING

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race
dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won
by June Bug69 November 11, 2010
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nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.
"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."
by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
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NASCARY

NASCAR overkill: Having too much NASCAR stuff, putting NASCAR on everything, wearing too much NASCAR apparel, etc
My neighbor's living room is very NASCARY. He's got way too much NASCAR junk!
by mfbuck May 5, 2006
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NASCAR

NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). Started in 1947. The most awesome sport ever. It is not just for rednecks or white trash. Nor is it just left turns, as there are road courses too.
NASCAR is awesome!
by Me, not you. So leave. August 23, 2011
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nascar aloe

The Craziest Person On The Internet Who Makes Hardcore Music, Known For His Liberty Spikes Hairstyle
Person 1: Do You Know Nascar Aloe?
Person 2: No Who Is He?
Person 1: Look Him Up On Urban Dictionary!
by c6m October 25, 2019
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NASCAR Fan

1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.
Shut up, NASCAR Fan, before I say something really mean.
by Ninja Disaster March 5, 2005
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