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Spooky Nuts

When one turns out the lights, drops his pants and spreads his ball sack over a flashlight and in a ghostly voice chants spooooooky nuttttttttts repeatedly while showing off the glow through his sack.
It wasn't a stick your dick in the mashed potatoes kind of party but Russell pulled off another epic spooky nuts show for Angela who had never witnessed such awesomeness.
by Krittro November 4, 2013
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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009
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mice nuts

adjective; Small, of little or no consequence compared to other objects,ideas or sentiment.
He blew a grand in Atlantic City? That's mice nuts compared to what he dropped in Vegas!
by The 8th best man. June 12, 2006
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Nutshell

Nutshell is A Short Explanation Of Something.
by (.^_^.) November 20, 2019
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flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.
"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"
by georgelasealva January 24, 2016
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Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl
Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy
by madboofy January 8, 2020
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Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021
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