nonce

1.british slang for a pedophile.
2. used as an expression word to demonstrate annoyance or anger.

1.that tom guy is a nonce
2. YOU NONCE. sorry for doing that.

by smashabaddie2019 May 18, 2021

nonce

A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.

You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!

by Kate420 February 15, 2020

Nonce

A big pedo who likes kids

Oi Mary you big fuckin nonce make me a sandwich

by Nonce catcher June 11, 2020

Nonce

Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.

“come on dad, we talked about this. You can touch little girls like that. You’re a nonce!”

by bëãńš December 19, 2019

Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

Allen Clark

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce

by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019