A young male who will give up countless hours listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends who talk about their apathetic, Baywatch
jock of a boyfriend because he actually believes listening and genuinely caring is going to eventually get him laid. Although always surrounded by beautiful
girls, the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because he himself will always compare his “ordinary” physical appearance to the Baywatch beach
bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is. The female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and
cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features because for her it's better than dealing with a man that will grovel at her
feet when she tries to break up with him because he doesn't understand how
pathetic and transparent appeasement really is.
The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided
long before he realizes that putting up the effort to deal with a shallow, materialistic bitch is worth even so much as one ounce of his
time and energy. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will never even think about dating a nice guy in the future, which in turn will make the every other nice guy on the planet feel even more
depressed because they all devote so much
time and energy to being exactly what many other shallow, materialistic
bitches know how to avoid men who are warped from being exposed to rejection they'll never understand to the point that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the
Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a
300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at
Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.
The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that nice guys primarily notice the physical appearances of other men and become insanely jealous to the point where they believe shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty” because they never realize they are driving these women straight into the arms of these assholes, usually because they
don't understand that always being nice makes every nice act completely meaningless and disgenuine for a woman because that's all they do 24/7.
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."
"Well, if you need me I'll be at
home, crying myself to
sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex while playing some ps2 because all I know how to do is be a sickly
sweet doormat and feel sorry for myself. Please love me with your pity."
