nardwuar

A human serviette

I wiped off the nazz with the economy-sized nardwuar.

by squiddy March 21, 2004

Nardcore

1) Hardcore music from Oxnard, CA
2) The Oxnard Hardcore music scene

Dude, Nardcore will never die!

by ktchoo. September 26, 2004

Ass nard

Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better because they are so stupid. This person casues a fit of rage in the person who witnesses the asshole being so damn retarded.

I can't belive that assnard just cut in front of us. If he gets his Big Mac before me I'm going to kick his ass!

by Mike and Scott November 14, 2004

nard-hound

one who likes to be around balls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your testicles. he is a nard-hound.

guy - "holy shit mike, in order to get in that midget stripper's pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i'm putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch."

homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"

by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007

Nardin

1. an all catholic, private all girls high school in the heart of Buffalo
2. hell

"did Maria go to Nardin?"
"yeah, she spent most of high school crying"

by hopingforluck March 15, 2010

nardo syndrome

the act of intense dick-riding or infatuation

"Bro Tim Tebow is superman with his muscles and skills!" "Man you have a bad case of Nardo Syndrome."

by prettyboybull April 9, 2010

Nardledangers

Slang for testicles.

Steve: Hello Shmuley...
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!

by single.stak9 January 17, 2019