Horny Macho

noun. A male who thinks he is God's gift to women. Often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. You can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. Drives any shiny car with a loud after-market muffler. Usually found in packs of more than one.

Last night at the club, a serious Horny Macho dry humped my leg.

by Ahr January 9, 2009

machorra

word used by mexicans referring to a lesbian. similar to tortillera and marimacha.

Ellen parece una machorra. Ellen looks like a lesbian.

by Yenifer May 13, 2007

macho cuddly

a guy who is strong and muscular, but not so much, so that he is still comfortable to cuddle with

Krista: I love my boyfriend. He's so macho cuddly. He's big and strong, but a heck of a good person to cuddle up with when having a movie night in.

Alyssa: Lucky! I want a macho cuddly boyfriend!

by kcm<3 December 18, 2008

la michoacana

The best 24 hour mexican resteraunt in Nevada to go to when you are SUPER baked.

Dude I'm so baked lets go get some la michoacana.

by Jesus-Waldo February 11, 2010

machooters

when a woman or girl think they have rather large boobies when they actually don't

knock knock
who's their ?
mac who?
machooters!

by cayjoc January 24, 2009

mchovolaint

A person who loves mint chocolate with a passion. Mchovolaints are seen eating mint chocolate on a daily basis and generally can only be seen with other mchovolaints.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Barack Obama is a mchovolaint?"
Person 2: "No way!"
Person 1: "Yeah, I saw it on Reddit today."

by urbandicktionaried March 26, 2018

Machonk

Lightning McQueen but he a thicccc

Damn girl you lookin like a machonk and a half right now.

by $70 drank October 14, 2021