muff

when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.

bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff

by asdfgihw December 25, 2007

Muff

A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy

A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!

by HappyTimePrincess February 20, 2007

muff

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 8, 2006

muff

Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.

noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."

by Muffalina September 1, 2008

muff

after having anal sex with a girl, cum in her asshole and suck it out

i would so muff jessica alba

by 69party in my pants69 June 30, 2008

muff

one hairy ass pussy for girls that are gross

john's face was in sally's muff and he got hair on his toungue

by mercury?GANGSTER April 15, 2006

muff

Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.

Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
etc.

by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008