moutza

A friendly way to greet someone in Greece. Just show them your open palm and everyone will appreciate it.
It's even friendlier if you say parta while doing it.

Tourist: *shows moutza hand*

Local: What a friendly person.

by Elon musk (the real one) November 13, 2023

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

Montez

My first love. I did him so wrong and no amount of words or apologies would ever make up for how much I hurt him. I made so many excuses for why I did what I did, when overall I was hurting. I was going through a lot and I wasn’t happy with myself, so I took it out on him. Nothing was his fault and he didn’t deserve anything that I ever did to him. I truly loved him, and honestly still do to this day. He’s happy now with a family of his own, but sometimes I still want to tell him the truth about everything and what he deserves to know. I’m sorry for cheating, lying and manipulating you because I wasn’t happy with myself.

1: Hey, you still talk to Montez?
2: No. Montez was a good dude.

by I want to stay anonymous November 8, 2025

mackenzie montez

A cute and wonderful girl! She’s so hot but doesn’t know it. She’s sweet, nice, friendly. She has a big booty. She can always make your day when you are sad, by just her beautiful smile. If you ever meet her, don’t let her go, or you will regret it. She doesn’t let people hurt her or the people that are close to her. She’s been through a hard tragedy, but, it’s nothing that she can’t handle. She seems shy, but is really just a weirdo. She’ll be precious in your life. Don’t let her go.

Girl: Have you met Mackenzie Montez?
Girls2: Yeah, she is so sweet

by True True Babe/Bro/Girl October 12, 2017

dirty moatez

To make someone beg for you to fuck them.

I dirty moatez her and now she calls me daddy !

by spencerdott June 3, 2021

D'Montez

A super sigma male that has hoes all around him they follow him like cats he so cool and cute everyone who walks near him goes into heat and runs towards him hes so sigma!!

Oh thats the sigma male D'Montez i can feel his aura.

by Dniggatooreal June 13, 2024