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mother mucker

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

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In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."
by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021
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Basically, this term means that you can't get something any cleaner (or purer) than it is. It's also meant as a compliment by saying that somebody's mother is not a skanky whore or streetwalker. This term appeared in the young adult edition of the novel adaptation of the 1979 sci-fi thriller"Alien".
George the janitor tidied up the restroom so well it's not simply spic and span, it's as clean as your mother's reputation.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2007
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methematics

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.
Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"
by Nieva February 26, 2015
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Mathematress

The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.
*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!
by Shunsui December 24, 2010
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do you listen to mother mother?

Meaning “are you nonbinary?”. Nonbinary is identifying outside of the gender binary (girl or boy). Mother Mother is a Canadian indie band that has many nonbinary fans.

Similar to: “do you listen to girl in red?” which means “are you a lesbian?”
Person 1: Hey Jaime, do you listen to mother mother?

Person 2: Yes, I am nonbinary.
by zopei October 3, 2020
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Tiger Mother

A mother who is overly strict with her child in order to foster an academically competitive spirit. This form of upbringing is intended to direct a child towards financially successful careers at the potential risk of feeling emotionally unfulfilled and/or socially inept.

The concept of Tiger Mother or Tiger Parent has been widely depicted in international media, including films such as Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), The Joy Luck Club (1993), Vitus (2006), and most recently in a book written by Yale law professor Amy Chua describing herself (2011).
Which one would motivate you to pwn everyone in calculus this semester? A Tiger Mother or a cougar?

My homey thinks he has a Tiger Mother when what he really has is a milf.

If Tiger's mother were a Tiger Mother, he would be humping his wife instead of banging all them stripper trim from Orlando to L.A.
by yale1 January 22, 2011
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mothershitter

Rarely used curse word. Similar in use to motherfucker, but less caustic.
Mothershitter! Son of a...ass!
by cazort October 30, 2003
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