motard

One who farts in the bathtub and sucks up the bubbles.

You are such a motard

by def1 April 27, 2004

Bad-Motorfinger

A bad-motorfinger is a sex move performed when a mechanic is finished with a hard day's work and his hands are absolutely soiled with motor oil. This filth is in every crease and crevess of the mechanic's hands, including underneath their cracked and withered fingernails. This hand is used to fingerblast a victim in one hole of the mechanic's choosing until all of the grime is successfully deposited within the receiver, leaving the mechanic's hand ready for more heavy duty work.

That there lass smells like she got herself the bad-motorfinger last night.

by Osheymoto March 21, 2021

Motard

n. An idiotic person from Detroit, Michigan.

Derived from "Motown," Detroit's nickname, and "retard."

Hey, that motard wearing the Red Wings jersey just lit himself on fire!

by cp November 30, 2004

motard

one who likes motown way, way, way too much

"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"

by DOG MUSTARD April 13, 2004

motard

Best scout in qwtf. Best Anti-tank in BF1942. Best mp5 in urt and overall amazing. Mo(ron)(Re)tard.

That guy is such a motard why would he do that.

by [mf]Motard May 24, 2003

motard

an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches

2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56

your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard

by R50 Driver March 10, 2008

motard

A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.

"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."

by icon clabber man August 21, 2005