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Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.
I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!
by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010
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Masashi Kishimoto

The author of the popular manga series "Naruto". Beloved and worshipped by many Narutards for his manga / anime Naruto, however he's heavily criticized by Narutards for killing off many of their favorite characters in Part 2 and was forced to "revive" them with his infamous "plot no jutsu" after receiving many death threats from Narutards.
During Part 1 Naruto
Narutard#1: Masashi Kishimoto sama is a god! Naruto is the best manga ever!!
Narutard#2: I Agree!

*Part 2 Naruto*
Narutard#1: Omg did you see how Sasuke survived against Deidara's explosion? When will Kishi stop sucking Sasuke's dick?

Narutard#2: If Kishimoto dares to kill of Hinata and Kakashi I'll stop watching Naruto, buy a plane ticket to Japan and slit his throat!

Normal Naruto readers: .....

Kishimoti is also a victim of Narutards, not only normal Naruto readers.
by mangareader July 12, 2009
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morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -
I got morass than you this weekend
by jw July 18, 2004
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cultural mosaic

A society of people of different ethnicities, all generally maintaining their individual culture and language rather than assimilating into the culture around them.
In 1938 Scottish-Canadian writer John Murray Gibbon described Canada's developing multicultural society as a cultural mosaic to differentiate it from the perceived melting pot of the United States.
by IBComic August 9, 2009
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Camp Morasha

Camp Morasha is a modern-Orthodox Jewish summer camp in PA. Morasha is the best camp in the whole world! Everyone who goes there loves it (and if they say they hate it then they just don't realize how amazing it is). The kids who go to Morasha are the most amazing people ever! None of them are mean or jappy and everybody loves each other. Camp Morasha is the best summer camp around. COME TO CAMP MORASHA! <3
Jordan: I'm not going back to Morasha; I decided that Lavi is better.
Pammy: How can you say that? Morasha is the best camp in the whole entire world! Just think about how Morasha is a better camp than Lavi or Seneca or any other camp.
Jordan: Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna go back to Camp Morasha! Woohoo!
by PAMATHA THE MORASHARK! January 18, 2011
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Mosasaurus

The best prehistoric animal ever. Another nickname is “mosasharkus”
Person one: “I wish the mosasaurus was still alive
Person 2: “We’d all be dead”
by mosasharkus April 11, 2021
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Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.
"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."
by Molasseswar May 22, 2009
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