Mirror

Legend says that if you go in front of the mirror, it'll show something very ugly and disgusting.

Study shows that the legend is 95% true.

Person 1: Hey dude, you heard of the mirror legend?
Person 2: Actually, I'm about to try it!
30 seconds later...
Person 2: The legend is true!
Person 1: Oh. Interesting.

by r_kt July 19, 2019

vanity mirror

The act of calling out your own name while achieving orgasm, while engaged in intercourse with another person.

After the Vanity Mirror incident, Stacey could tell Bruce was only in love with himself.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Morrowind

A game made for the PC and Xbox platforms, with a reputation for turning its faithful players into zombies who will forsake literally everything for the chance to play the game. I frequently confuse them with coke users because their eyes are constantly open, they're up for weeks on end, and they start to develop nervous tics about the stupidest stuff (especially police officers)

"OMG, that cop is going to start chasing me and beating me with his Ebony Mace..."

"Eight... days... straight... no food... no water... must... play... Morrowind..."

"No Charista, I can't have wild sex on the rooftop with you, I'm sooo friggin' close to getting named Nerevarine by all the tribes!"

by Nick Azure April 23, 2005

Morrowind

The third game in the Elder Scrolls series. It starts off that you are a prisoner being released to a country called Morrowind. You can be a: imperial (stuck-up white dude), breton (mellow guy with a tan), redguard (tough black guy), nord (giant viking), orc (big green guy), khajit (catperson with kangaroo feet), argonian (creepy lizardperson), wood elf (hippie with pointy ears), high elf (asian with pointy ears), or a dark elf (grey racist with pointy ears). It has a wide variety of cultures and places, as well as unusual animals. The only real-world animals seem to be rats, as the wilderness is populated by creatures that range from foot-long maggots to two-legged triceratops to large birds with fins. The geography of Morrowind is mostly made up of swamps, forests and dusty wastelands. There are, of course, cities and towns populated by civilized people. You can buy flowers, booze, weapons, armors, spells, potions, food, and clothing, as well as talk to people. As is customary in the medieval fantasy genre, the tombs and crypts are filled with undead. "People" enemies include bandits, slave-drivers, and psychopaths. Magical creatures are less common, but can be found if one seeks the most forbidding places. On average, Morrowind has the same laws as the real world. It may seem to new players like a whole new world, but as with all things, the key is moderation.

Someone introducing their friend to Morrowind;

Noob:Why are the dark elves so rude?

Experienced Player:You're from another country. Why else would the guard ask you where you're from when you arrived at the dock?

Noob:Stupid dark elves.

Experienced Player:*sigh*

by Wilddwarf June 17, 2009

Morrowind

A cool game which destroy lives.
It also have some sort of unknown magical device that slowly makes your gaming skills sucky sucky in all other games, and makes you want to play morrowind more and more and more and so you go on and then you.. err.. anyway, it rocks.

"My acrobatic skills are so pwwwhhhnage, that I should be able to leap across this deadly swamp," Johnny thought after being addictive to Morrowind for 2years.

"I wonder if that tower guard got some good weapons. I just quicksave and kills him," Bob thought at his school trip to england.

by phur riil August 21, 2003

mirror match

Used in fighting games to describe a match between two of the same character.

During a mirror match the first player most commonly plays with the character's primary costume or outfit. The computer or second player's character wears an alternate outfit which can be an entirely different costume or a slightly off shaded version of the origianl

Sub-Zero faced off against Sub-Zero in the mirror match before the final endurace matches in Mortal Kombat

by Action Steve April 26, 2006

mirror pic

mirror pics are usually very common for anyone with a myspace to have. mirror pics are usually taken in a bathroom,bedroom, a bathroom in a public place or dressing room mirrors.they are usally taken without a flash on, but some people who have no sense of photogarphy take it with flash so all you see is a bright white light. some people sit on their counter and hold the camera from a angle so that the camera can not be seen.

0MG0sH cHeCk 0uT Mii nEw MysPaCe MiRrOr PiC !!!!!!!!111!1!!one!1

by melllllllllllllllllll June 20, 2006