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gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.
by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009
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Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.
A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"
by fransosse March 22, 2022
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merlax

Merlax- A boy of the sport of lacross. Lacking in the height area, and could be confused with a middle schooler due to the lack of maturity, facial hair, and pure athleticism. Usually can be found carrying a large stick to try make up for the lack of manliness. ALL are cocky for no apparent reason; lack of locker room, scholarships, lounge, and full-sized field.
Yo, LJ check out that dude.. He’s trying to pick up that 5/10.
No way that merlax can get a 5.
by antiLAX October 11, 2010
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Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.
this bus is moving slower than molasses!
by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009
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Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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Marlariya

General:

Marlariya (pronounced similar to Malaria, but not!), first reported in central North America, results from an absence of the company of Marleah. Marlariya is characterized by the following symptoms:

depression
• social withdrawal
• diminished focus
• intense shivers
chapped lips
• hair loss, and
• you shrivel up and die

History:

Marlariya accounts for approximately 3% of all deaths caused by preventable-diseases. The first case of Marlariya was reported outside of Carlisle, Ontario, where, hopeless and delusional, Chris decided to “off-road it” into a herd of migrating deer. After mowing down precisely half of them, Chris hit a stray lion, which flipped his car into the jagged rocks looming below. The Mobsters soon after stole his ghetto aluminium hub caps from the flaming wreckage scattered about. Chris died instantly upon hitting the first deer.

Earlier that day, the firster case of Marlariya claimed the life of Norman who, walking home with Chris and Marleah, was pushed by Marleah-Chris into a drift of snow. Norman, having lost his hair earlier that week, was unable to bear the harsh coldness of the drift and froze instantly. All that remained was his shoes that, along with an unidentified frozen carcase, were shipped to the Evil Prang for terrible experiments.

Research:

So far there have been no reported cases of Marlariya, but experts fear that the disease, if left unchecked, could claim a large percentage of the population.

The only known antidote to Marlariya is Marleah, and the last of her kind was believed to have disappeared several centuries ago, except Marleah, the last of her kind.

Ongoing research by science-type people has been aimed at cloning Marleah from the perfectly preserved Marleah unearthed at the park, with the help of Marleah.

Treatment:

If you believe that you have contracted Marlariya, you are advised to seek out the one remaining Marleah in the mountains and make her laugh. Bring hair, nice hair. And long eyelashes.
Chris suffered from all the symptoms of Marlariya. Consequently, he drove into a deer which was actually a pack of deer. He then proceeded to drive off a cliff. Mobsters came out and stole his hubcaps. Chris died from the feelings of withdrawal he had from not basking in Marleah's presence. His death was horrible and tragic and could have been prevented if only he had talked to Marleah more. Stupid dumb dumb.
by Chris from the Dead January 30, 2006
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Molarcoaster

The act of fellatio where the recepient holds up his hands as if riding a roller coaster.

Also, deep throat fellation where the tip of the penis comes in contact with the felator's molars.
Jenna gave Jacob a molarcoaster

for Groundhog day.
by Dorsien July 31, 2010
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