monkish

Charateristic of a person who is constantly perfecting uneven objects or has to do a task a certain way, sometimes repetitively.

The man in the dentist office was acting monkish. He came into the waiting room and immediatly began to straighten the pictures on the wall.

by brooke17 September 25, 2010

monoski

1. A monoski is a type of sit ski using one ski with a mountain bike type suspension, most typically used independently by wheelchair users. The person uses a set of outriggers, which resemble short poles with small skis on them in place of typical baskets used by able-bodied skiers. The outriggers are used to initiate turns and for stability, however turning and balance is primarily accomplished through the single ski mounted to their monoski.

2. A type of wide ski where two alpine ski bindings are placed side by side. They are wide like a snowboard, but the person faces forward booted in with alpine ski boots.

Look at that difabled guy rip it up in that monoski.

by difability activist August 5, 2016

monokini

A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:

1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini

This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.

— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)

by Crissov August 13, 2016

Monsieur Maroc

When someone erases their message 2 seconds after sending it because you took too long to reply.

He’s being such a Monsieur Maroc.

by Tiacin March 7, 2021

Monkie

The Monkie is a spicies of sexsal predators developed by Mahatma Gandhi during his stay in London. «It lives, what a beautiful specimen» -Gandhi, mere seconds before the first Monkie escaped into the streets of London.

Watch out, there’s a Monkie on the loose.
Take a look at that Monkie...

by Karlonien March 21, 2021

Monki

The REAL way spell monkey. It is used to spell out holdiays such as

Monki Monday, Terrific Monki Tuesday, Wacky Monki Wednesday, Thicc Monki Thrusday, Funki Monki Friday, So on so forth

"YOOOOO MONKI" - Cool People

by Rich Rapper Man From China May 21, 2021

monsieurless

One without a monsieur.

The female equivalent for maidenless.

Jeff: Did you hear about Alex? She's monsieurless.

by KeffKaptainKool May 25, 2022