Mogopotamus

A person that is large in size and very unattractive.

Derived from conjunction of the words Mog (meaning ugly) and Hippopotamus (a huge animal normally seen on safari).

That girl is one hell of a Mogopotamus!

by Pikie No. 1 April 17, 2009

Menopauzilla

Beware Menopauzilla. A seemingly harmless creature by sight, Menopauzilla can be set off at any time, known to go into crying fits of hysterical rage, striking fear in all that surround it, especially females who left a cup on the table, tried to cook, or, god forbid, left a microscopic black spec on the otherwise sparkling clean stove top. Proceed with caution when near Menopauzilla, or avoid the beast altogether and just go out and drink, which, Menopauzilla will judge you for, and also have you know that it causes BREAST CANCER, because she read it in Woman's World, a $1.29 newsprint publication widely revered by Menopauzillas everywhere.

I was just gonna stay in tonight, but Menopauzilla is on the loose again, so let's go get drunk and subsequently get Breast Cancer.

by Shay ron October 18, 2011

Monobrogamy

In bro culture, the structure of an exclusive bromantic relationship between two bros. Most monobrogamous relationships require fundamentally strict adherence to single-bro coupling, though some will experiment with non-monobrogamy and polybromory.

Chad, I was honest from the start that I'm only into monobrogamy. I cannot accept your bromantic relationship with Keith.

by Squalidly Intakes October 30, 2016

Caca de mono

One of the most important pieces of music to ever grace our ears. Every single decision you've made throughout your entire life has led you to hear this wonderful work of art that'd put Mozart, Beethoven and Kendrick Lamar all put to shame.

🎵 Caca de monooooo, ca.

Caca de mono, caca de mono🎵

by IceWalowKom October 20, 2020

monobiguous

having a single meaning only; not open to more than one interpretation

Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face

Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?

Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream

by Peter Greenwall April 16, 2011

monopoly

1) When a single institution becomes so powerful, that it has total control over a certain commodity, service or industry. This can't actually exist, because it can't ever be truly 100%. At least, not until we live in a futurisitic dystopia where the government/corporations/intelligent computers/big-headed aliens use mind control, rayguns and/or the Matrix to enforce control.

An example of an "Almost-monopoly" is Microsoft, who many people say have a monopoly of the Desktop PC Operating System market. This isn't true, as a small percentage of people use Macs or Linux PC's. Hell, you can even use FreeBSD as a desktop system.

2) A family game where people play shoes, irons and cowboy hats masquerading as CEO's vying for economic world domination. Based largely on luck, but skill/know-how can also be used, as is proved by a sad person I know who spent his young life getting good at the game so that, for once, he would be better than others at something. Usually, however, the game degenerates into petty fights and shouting matches.

1) Communism is total monopoly by the government.

2) (Simpsons quote):
Lou- Another case of Monopoly related violence, chief.
Wiggum- How
do those Parker brothers sleep at night?

by do I have to put something here? August 14, 2004

monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005