your mom

something you say when you can't think of anything else to say, or if you just want to insult someone without thinking too hard. Can also be varied in response.

guy #1 - "Dude, shut up"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom!"
guy #1 - "well uh, <i>your</i> mom!"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom's daughter's mom!"
guy #1 - "your mom's mom's mom's grandson's son's mom!"
guy #2 - "your sister!"
guy #1 - "YOU BASTARD!!" *he hits guy #2 with a fantastic right hook*

by silent17 February 22, 2004

your mom

Female parent, duh. Doesn't anybody know that.

Your mom is so nice.

by Golferbc October 31, 2017

your mom

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"

by The Tomb January 24, 2008

your mom

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

by The Blanester88 November 26, 2007

your mom

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004

Your Mom

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Your Mom

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006