Moayed

The act of sticking up coke up ones butthole and then proceeding to use it as a wipe. Only applicable to thick people.

Look at that guy, he just tried to do a Moayed

Too bad he ain't got the thick booty

by TooBigForU June 16, 2022

Moked Out

Completely fucked up on some sort of illegal substance.

I was so moked out last night bro; that i totally puked in my britches dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

mooked

Anything assembled or repaired with little or no knowledge that ends up not operating correctly or Something that is similiar to being "ethnically" rigged

I bought this car with a motor swap and it was totally mooked! Nothing works right.

or

Dude! You completely mooked that clutch job.

by Seamus McTrolly July 1, 2005

mooked

Getting mooked is the word for when you add milk to your cocaine and snort it as a paste. Some people snort coke and drink milk at the same time to get mooked but the paste really works the best as long as you use the right coke to milk ratio. The more fatty the milk is the better the effect. half and half is most potent but if you're on a diet you should get the 1 percent. You're gonna want to drink a lot of milk after mooking.
mooked, mooking, mookers or "mooked out"

Get an 8 ball of coke and I'll pick up a 2 gallon of whole. Time to get mooked out.

by Oedipus Dorfinak December 22, 2010

moated

Frustrated and pissed off over minute things. See also: butt sore

Dude, don't get all moated about it.

by The Cobra January 17, 2005

monked

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007

moked

1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing

Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.

by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011