cement mixer

A sex move, especially popular in the south, where a girl holds a mouthful of hot grits in her mouth while performing oral sex on a guy.

My girl did the cement mixer on me last night, but she cooked the grits too long and scalded my penis.

by whodoneit March 10, 2010

Scandinavian Cement Mixer

The Scandinavian Cement Mixer is a very specialized form of gay sex, similar to docking. It involves two men, normally one significantly older with a large foreskin, and a sheet of poly film.

The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.

Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.

Down in Mexico a old man showed me how to preform a Scandinavian Cement Mixer, and I have been dying to try it again.

by RioW August 15, 2014

Catalina Ranch Mixer

The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.

Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"

by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 30, 2016

race mixer

Someone who conforms to the prevailing societal religion, egalitarian multiculturalism.

Used synonymous with crazy in a few circles, besides Communists who see it as a term of endearment.

Brandon wanted to piss off his his dad so he got Shaniqka pregnant.

by C.A.G.B. August 24, 2005

catalina wine mixer

When something is very unexpected and awesome

So I pulled this girls panties down and she had two vaginas!! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

by Dude with two dicks September 28, 2008

Brownie Mixer

The sexual act of inserting a mans fist into a girl's anus, then rotating his hand and extending his fingers (like a Kitchen Aid)

I gave my girl the ole brownie mixer, and she hasn'e been able to walk for a week.

by Tom Cledius November 11, 2011

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 8, 2004