mite bit

A phrase, usually used for irony, to depict something small.

Don't you think over nine thousand is a mite bit over the top?

by Blast October 30, 2007

Bro Mitzvah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history,and learn and memorize a hymn, poet or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.

We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzvah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.

by Tee Adams June 10, 2017

mitzva tanz

‎'mitzva tanz' - literally translated as the 'commandment dance'. It is performed at a Jewish Chassidic wedding. A very long set of dances leading up to the 'last dance' (as opposed to the first dance) where the bride and groom dance to a lively tune (because now all the wedding guests can go home )

'Dancing with the Stars' has nothing on Rumi and Perry's 'mitzva tanz'.

by sled613 March 26, 2011

mikevitarsexual

meaning you are in love with the old actor mike vitar , who stared in the sandlot, and many more.

clarissa : im in love with mike vitar

saige : I know, you’re mikevitarsexual

by jonathanbrandis January 3, 2021

whore mites

Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person

Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites

by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014

Par Mitzvah

When all golfers in a group make a par on a hole.

"We all made par? That's a par mitzvah!"

by Shopsy June 4, 2021

bat mitzvah

The feminine equivalent of a bar mitzvah. Whereas the bar mitzvah is a coming-of-age ceremony for boys on their 13th birthday that dates back hundreds of years, the bat mitzvah was created in the early 20th century. It was not until the 80s and 90s though that they became widely celebrated.
The reason bat mitzvahs exist is not because of tradition, but insteada because women, and girls need to feel equal to men, and boys in every way now, to the nth degree.
The bat mitzvah begins in the temple, with the formal service, and then is followed by a lavish reception.
Some hallmarks are: Screaming young girls, trendy deejays, and expensive party gifts.

Daddy said money is no object for my bat mitzvah because I'm his princess.

by Woody10187 October 30, 2006